“Who asked?” two words that people throw around like it’s the ultimate mic drop. It’s basically the snarky twin of “did I ask”, and for some reason, it lives rent-free in every group chat, gaming lobby, and comment section. The problem? It’s not actually that clever… unless you don’t have a comeback. That’s where the real game begins!
Knowing how to respond to “who asked” can instantly flip the conversation from awkward silence to legendary roast status. This list is packed with the best, funniest, most ruthless, and most ‘main character’ comebacks for “who asked” because silence is cute, but winning the clapback is cuter.
Best Comebacks for “Who Asked”
The evergreen replies that shut down “who asked” in seconds. These work every time and flip the “did I ask” energy right back at them.
- “Does it look like I care?”
- “Shush, the adults are talking.”
- “If you didn’t ask then why are you listening?”
- “You don’t have to.”
- ”Who asked?” ”You” ”When?” “Just now.”
- “Hey kiddo, let mom and dad talk for a minute, will ya?”
- “What makes you think you’re part of this conversation?”
- “Yo mama.”
- “Not you, so shut the fk up.”
- “Who’s talking to you?”
- “It wasn’t for you to answer.”
- “I forgot you were here.”
- “If I wanted your input, I’d lower my standards first.”
- “You didn’t ask, but you also weren’t relevant enough to stop me.”
- “I’d have to care about your opinion for that to matter.”
- “No, you didn’t ask, and I didn’t care if you did.”
- “You didn’t ask, because deep down you know you’re not worth it.”
- “Don’t care.”
- “I’m sorry, did you say something?”
- “Who the fk asked you to ask?”
- “Bro you weren’t even a part of this conversation”
- “Don’t speak unless spoken to.”
- “Not you, apparently.”
- “Does it matter?”
Savage Comebacks for “Who Asked”
Perfect for when you wanna roast and ghost. These comebacks leave no doubt as you know how to respond to “who asked” like an absolute pro.
- “Your parents didn’t ask for you, yet here we are.”
- “If you were part of the convo you’d know.”
- “Obviously not you. You don’t qualify.”
- “No, but you seemed desperate for attention, so here we are.”
- “Who asked? Oh, sorry, I thought you mattered.”
- “I didn’t ask you to listen.”
- “I wasn’t expecting you to.”
- “Did you ask? No. Did I care? Also no.”
- “No, but since when do I need permission from background characters?”
- “Did I ask? No, but I was hoping you’d overhear and finally learn something.”
- “Sorry, do you need mommy to give you some attention? Well, grow up, you ain’t getting it!”
- “Nobody asked you to exist either, but here you are.”
- “Who asked? The same people that asked for your opinion… exactly no one.”
- “Who asked? Your mom last night, but that’s a different conversation.”
- “You weren’t part of this.”
- “Did I ask? No. But you still talk, so I guess we’re both guilty.”
- “Who asked? Not you. You’d need confidence for that.”
- “Who asked? Someone who can actually hold a conversation.”
- “No, but your face asked for makeup and you ignored it too.”
- “‘Who asked?’ Coming from someone who’s been irrelevant since birth.”
- “You’re basically the NPC that interrupts cutscenes.”
- “Not you. You don’t have the range.”
- “Who asked? The same person who asked you to speak… no one.”
Baddie Comebacks for “Who Asked”
Serving looks and comebacks. These lines give pure confidence and main character energy.
- “Not you, I actually wanted a useful opinion.”
- “Who asked? Definitely not your therapist, they gave up.”
- “No one, but at least my parents claim me.”
- “Did you ask? No. Did your hairline ask to leave? Also no.”
- “Dogs don’t ask, they listen.”
- “Only slaves need to wait for a question to speak.”
- “Not you, I like my answers with a little intelligence.”
- “Nobody asked, but you still manage to talk like you’re important.”
- “No one… but if I waited for your opinion, I’d be dead and buried by now.”
- “Did I ask? No. I forgot you existed for a second.”
- “Who asked? Not you. Sit back down.”
- “You’re not relevant enough to be asked.”
- “Nobody asked, but here I am, speaking regardless of your discomfort.”
- “Who asked? Definitely not the room’s least valuable person.”
- “Nobody asked, but I forgot you existed until you spoke.”
- “Not you, I needed someone who actually understands the topic.”
- “Nobody asked, but your need to cut in is screaming for therapy.”
- “Not you, your contributions tend to lower the quality of the discussion.”
- “Who asked? Someone whose insight actually holds value.”
- “Not you, I prefer dialogue over noise.”
- “Who asked? Someone with more to offer than interruptions.”
- “No one, but I see silence isn’t your strong suit.”
Flirty Comebacks for “Who Asked”
They thought they were being slick by saying “who asked”. Why not take the opportunity to drop some charm instead and leave them speechless.
- “No, but you usually beg.”
- “Not you, but you’ll be asking for more later.”
- “Didn’t ask, but I know what you want.”
- “Not you… though you do scream my name nicely.”
- “Didn’t ask, but I’ve heard your little noises.”
- “Not you, but your body sure does.”
- “Didn’t ask, but you still came.”
- “Not you, but you’ll be saying please soon.”
- “Didn’t ask, but I know where to put it.”
- “Not you because you just moan the answers.”
- “Didn’t ask cause honey I like making you speak in other ways.”
- “Not you, sweetheart… you only ask when you’re under me.”
- “Don’t need to baby, I just pull the words out of you.”
- “Not you, darling… you’re better with your mouth busy.”
- “Not you, sugar… I like it better when you can’t talk.”
- “Didn’t ask, you tend to gasp instead.”
- “You’re only good for one thing, and it’s not talking.”
- “Didn’t ask cause I’m saving you for later, when you’re useful.”
- “Didn’t ask cause your mouth’s better when it’s full.”
- “You didn’t cause you only give good responses in bed.”
- “Not you, your mouth has better purposes than opinions.”
- “Didn’t ask but I know what you’d beg for.”
- “Not you. You speak when I let you.”
- “You’re here to follow instructions, not ask questions honey.”
- “You didn’t cause your job is to listen.”
- “Not you because I decide when you talk.”
- “Not you. I like you better obedient.”
- “You couldn’t as well. You’ll know when I want your voice.”
- “You can’t even. I run this conversation.”
- “Didn’t ask but you can beg for permission.”
Funny Comebacks for “Who Asked”
Lighthearted comebacks for “who asked” that are great for when you wanna roast without being too savage, and keep everyone laughing instead.
- “NASA, for a study on irrelevant lifeforms.”
- “Your mom… she seemed interested.”
- “Nobody, but I like hearing myself talk.”
- “Your future therapist… for context.”
- “The voices in my head did.”
- “Nobody, but I wanted to ruin your day.”
- “Your childhood dog, in my dreams.”
- “The best advice is free”
- “The demon under your bed.”
- “Your ancestors… and they’re disappointed.”
- “The voices, and they’re not happy with you.”
- “Your future kids, wondering what went wrong.”
- “Satan. He said you’d get it.”
- “Your guardian angel, then they quit.”
- “You were about to, I’m just ahead of the curve.”
- “The priest… but he said you’re beyond saving.”
- “Did somebody just fart? I thought I heard an a**hole…”
Savage Comebacks for “Who Asked” by Others
Pure secondhand savagery. These iconic clapbacks are for those who aren’t even in the conversation but jumps in and absolutely end it.
- “Relax, this isn’t your TED Talk, other people can speak.”
- “They didn’t need your permission, king/queen of nothing.”
- “Who asked you to interrupt? Exactly. Sit down.”
- “Oh, look. A human pop-up ad.”
- “They were talking to the room. You just happen to be the least interesting part of it.”
- “Imagine being so irrelevant you try to delete other people’s sentences.”
- “The only thing you contribute to conversations is the end of them.”
- “‘Who asked?’ says the person who never gets asked anything.”
- “Relax, they were talking to humans. You just overheard.”
- “‘Who asked?’ Bro, you weren’t even invited to the conversation.”
- “Nobody asked, but now everyone’s asking why you’re still here.”
At the end of the day, “who asked” isn’t some unbeatable internet insult. It’s just a setup for you to steal the spotlight and the trick is knowing when to go savage, when to keep it playful, and when to spin it into a totally unexpected reply. With these comebacks, you’ll never have to fumble for an answer or let someone hit you with “did I ask” without hitting back harder.
Save this list of comebacks for who asked so you can drop the perfect response anytime, anywhere.
