Funny

99 Shrek Quotes that are Funny & Inspirational

“Huh, celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?” – Donkey

“Life is too short to learn German.”

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”

“If it were not for the reporters, I would tell you the truth.” – Chester A. Arthur

“Let’s go find a fucking windmill!”

“My type of woman is a tall girl with a big gorgeous a**”. – Aoi Todo

“My children time, ice hockey player, back number 7.”

“Yo Aloe Vera, where the fuck is Sasuke?”

“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”

“I want my kids to see me as Dad, for God’s sake, not a television personality.”