100+ Funny Steven Wright Quotes That Are Witty & Hilarious
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”
“You just have to have a simple faith.”
“Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.” – Abraham Lincoln
“If it were not for the reporters, I would tell you the truth.” – Chester A. Arthur
“An Aquarius loves deeply but values their freedom even more.”
“January is the time to wake up, to reset and refresh.”
“It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.”
“New year, new goals, new opportunities to learn and grow.”
“It doesn’t matter how cruel the world is. Fight!” – Eren Yeager
“What consumes your mind controls your life.”