If you’re seeking the perfect blend of spooky and witty for your Instagram posts this Halloween, look no further. We have collected the best Halloween captions for Instagram so whether you’re dressing up as a ghost, a vampire, or your favorite movie character, these captions will add that extra dash of magic to your Halloween photos.
From clever puns to eerie quotes, we’ve scoured the crypts to find the spookiest, funniest, and most bewitching Halloween captions for your Instagram feed.
Best Halloween Instagram Captions in 2023
Cute Halloween Captions
- Drop-dead gorgeous.
- Sweet like candy.
- Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
- Oh my gourd, I love Halloween!
- If you’ve got it, haunt it.
- What a boo-tiful costume.
- Have a fang-tastic Halloween!
- Wishing you a spooktacular Halloween!
- Hocus pocus!
- Happy Howl-oween!
- No tricks, just treats.
- Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
- Stay spooky!
- Keep calm and scare on.
- All tricks, no treats.
- Hay, pumpkin!
- Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about.
- Fa-boo-lous.
- Boo-tiful.
- You’re gourdgous.
- Too cute to spook.
- Looking gourd-geous, darling!
- You are the pick of the patch.
- Cutest pumpkins in the patch!
- Picked the best one.
- Sweeter than pumpkin pie.
- I’m carving out time just for you.
- What’s cooking, gourd looking?
- Queens of the pumpkin patch
- Check out my patch of little pumpkins.
- What’s up, pumpkin?
- Bugs and hisses.
- Having a boo-tiful night.
- Boo from the crew.
- Witch-ing you a very Happy Halloween!
- Have a Scary Halloween and Happy Boo Year!
- You bewitch me!
- Hello gourd-geous.
- Can be bribed with candy.
- I’m boo’d up.
- Swish swish, witch.
- Just in a silly ghouly mood.
- When life gives you pumpkins, make pumpkin pie.
Funny Halloween Captions
- Feelin’ fang-cy.
- I don’t trust pumpkins. They’re seedy.
- You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
- New mask, who dis?
- Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
- Orange you excited about halloween?
- Lift your spirits.
- I’m such a haunt mess.
- Just witchful thinking.
- Oh my ghouls!
- The ghostess with the mostest.
- If the broom fits, fly it.
- Bone Appétit.
- What’s up, pumpkin?
- Too gourd to be true.
- Tricks or it didn’t happen.
- If you’ve got it, haunt it.
- Witch better have my candy.
- Trick or treat yo’ self.
- Witch, please.
- Life is gourd.
- Time to get this party startled!
- Have a spooktacular night.
- Who run the world? Ghouls.
- Demons are a ghouls best friend.
- Spookier than ever.
- I’m here for the boos.
- It’s bad witch o’clock, it’s trick-thirty.
- New face, who ‘dis?
- I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
- In ghoul company.
- Oh my gourd, Becky, look at her bat.
- You better work, witch.
- Feeling fa-boo-lous.
- Basic witch.
- Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
- Resting witch face.
- Bat to the bone.
- This costume is eerie-sistible.
- Having a bloody good time!
- Howl you doin’ good lookin’?
- Love at first bite.
- Feeling gourd, like I should.
- If you think I’m a witch, you should meet my sister.
- Mummy of the year.
- Have a fang-tastic Halloween.
- A better costume than me? That’s just witch-ful thinking.
- Scarier than 2020.
- Shake your BOOty.
- Witch better have my candy.
- Who run the world? Ghouls.
- I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
- You look better with the mask on.
- Don’t make me get the flying monkeys.
- Had a bloody good Halloween.
- Too gourd to be true.
- I’m feeling super fang-cy.
- You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
- This costume is eerie-sistable.
- Gourd big or gourd home.
Short Halloween Captions
- Keep calm and scare on.
- Something wicked this way comes.
- Eat, drink, and be scary.
- Everything’s better with a little magic.
- Witchful thinking.
- Haunt mess alert!
- Goblin candy all night!
- Ghostest with the mostest.
- Howl ‘bout them apples?
- Just clownin around.
- A little bit batty.
- Life is gourd.
- #SquadGhouls.
- We had a fang-tastic time!
- Have a spooktacular night.
- Happy Howl-oween.
- #HotGhoulFall
- HalloQueen
- Creep it real.
- #HotGhoulFall.
- Boo Felicia.
- #Squadghouls
- Welcome to my lair.
- I’m the ghostess with the mostess.
- Creep it real
- Not every witch lives in Salem.
- Never fully dressed without a wand.
- Trick or tequila.
- Who run the world? Ghouls.
- Are you afraid of the dark?
- Scream queen.
- Pick your poison.
- Ghouls just wanna have fun!
- This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
- Creature feature.
- Catch treats, not tricks.
- Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.
- With the boo crew.
- Sweet like candy.
- I’m under your spell.
- Ready for a wicked good time.
- Gone haunting.
- A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends.
- Too ghoul for school.
- Bad to the bone.
- This is where the magic happens.
- You’ve got me under your spell.
- Brrr … it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!
- Living the gourd life.
- Felt spooky, might delete later.
- This is where the magic happens.
- Be switched!
- Trick or treat yo’self!
- Keep on and carry a wand.
- Hot ghoul Halloween.
- Happy Halloween, witches!
- Witch way to the candy?
- Always a bloody good time.
- Fangs for the memories.
- Where my ghouls at?
- Bow down witches.
- Boo-in it for the ‘gram.
- Keep calm and carry a wand.
- Mischief managed.
- Ready, set, ghoul!
- Absolutely fa-boo-lous.
- Ghouls just wanna have fun.
- My broomstick runs on scares.
- What’s up my witches?
- Hey boo-tiful.
- If I were a Spice Girl, I’d be Pumpkin Spice.
- If you need me, I’ll be eating pumpkin pie.
- I’m on an all-gourd diet.Fangs for the memories.
- Here for the boos.
- Basic witch.
- I’m 100% that witch.
- I’m ahead of the carve.
- I’m hollow inside.
- Orange is the new black. Orange you glad it’s fall?
- Here for a gourd time
- Lit up like a jack-o-lantern
Halloween Captions for Couple Photos
- Hanging with my boo.
- Dancing with the devil.
- The trick to my treat.
- Thanks for not ghosting me!
- Love at first bite.
- I’d bone you.
- I love your guts.
- You make me batty.
- I’m batty about you.
- You’re a zombabe.
- We’re all boo’d up.
- I only have pumpkin pies for you.
- You’re the treat to my trick.
- I only have pumpkin pies for you.
- You’re just my (blood) type.
- Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.
- Whatever spices your pumpkin.
- Hanging with my boo. I love you more than pumpkin pie.
- You light my pumpkin spice candle.
- I know which pumpkin I’m bringing home.
- The only person I want to carve a jack-o’-lantern with is you.
- Doesn’t he just look gourdgeous?
- You make me feel like I’m the only ghoul in the world.
- You’re just too gourd to be true.
- You’ve got me under your spell.
- Let’s spice things up.
- Here’s the scoop—without you, my brains would turn to mush!
- Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
- You struck a gourd with me.
- I’m fall-ing for you.
- You’re the pumpkin to my spice.
- Add a little pumpkin spice to your life.
- I love you so much it’s scary!
- Thanks for always creepin’ it real with me.
- Always a bloody good time with you.
- Hey Boo-tiful.
- I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.
- The only person I want to go to Halloweentown with.
- Just call us the HalloQueen and PumKing.
- We go together like pumpkin and autumn.
- It might be spooky season, but I’m not ghosting!
- Let’s pumpkin spice things up.
- The pumpkin to my spice.
- There’s nothing I’d rather do than stroll through a pumpkin patch with you.
- Fall-ing head over heels for you.
- It still counts as my jack-o’-lantern if he carves it, right?
- Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about!
- No tricks and all treats with you.
- I may not be Cinderella, but my pumpkin is magical.
- I’m happy you didn’t ghost me,
- The Jack to my Sally.
- Just chilling with my Boo 👻.
Halloween Captions Baby
- The cutest pumpkin in the patch.
- Our little pumpkin seed.
- The pumpkin pie of my eye.
- It’s MY Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
- That moment when the pumpkin’s as big as you are.
- Teaching him/her early that fall is the best season.
- The pumpkin doesn’t fall far from the vine.
- I’ll take that cute pumpkin right there, please!
- Came with one pun’kin, left with two!
- Looking fa-boo-lous, darling!
- Check out the pumpkin we picked up at the patch!
Halloween Captions Pumpkin
- If buying the whole pumpkin patch is wrong, we don’t want to be right.
- Maximum pumpkin mode will be activated in 3… 2… 1…
- Hey, pumpkin!
- I only have (pumpkin) pies for you.
- Have you come to sing pumpkin carols? — It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
- The Smashing Pumpkins
- I’m a pun-king.
- Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you.
- I’m no Cinderella, but I know that pumpkins are magical.
- My blood type is pumpkin spice.
- There’s no such thing as getting lost in a pumpkin patch.
- Pumpkin patches turn me into a kid in a candy store.
- I only have pumpkin pies for you.
- If the question involves pumpkins, the answer is yes.
- Can’t reply, eating pumpkin pie.
- Pumpkin is the spice of life.
- Carving out fun
- Pumpkin spice and everything nice
- Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
- Follow the pumpkin patch road.
- Whatever spices your pumpkin
- I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like.
- I am the Pumpkin Queen.
- I’m just here for the pumpkin pie.
- Oh my gourd, I love picking pumpkins!
- Blessed and pumpkin obsessed
- One pumpkin a day keeps the witches away.
- When life gives you pumpkins, make pie.
- Happiness is not a state of mind, but a trip to a pumpkin patch.
- Autumn leaves and pumpkin, please
- Autumn skies and pumpkin pies
Halloween Captions for Business
- Have a Halloween full of screams and shouts!
- May this Halloween surprise you with treats!
- Have a night of fright
- Wishing you a Happy Halloween!
- Let us carve out a good time
- Enjoy more tricks and less treats
- Time for a coffin break
- We’ll have a spooky good time
- Join us if you dare
- Come buy a fright or two
- Come for a bite
- Enter at your own risk
- Now welcoming in little monsters
- Trick or treat?
- Gone Ghost Hunting
- Free broom rides
- Carve out some good times
- It’s a monster of a sale!
- Ghost gather here
- A candy a day keeps the monsters away
- Monsters on sale
- Wishing you a hair-raising Halloween
- We’ll scare you silly!
- It’s a monster of a sale
- We are slicing our prices
- Come in for a nibble
- Got treats?
- Giving you the creeps!
- Bugs and Hisses
- Get spooky
- Off to ghost hunting
- Don’t miss out on Halloween fun!
- Don’t get fooled by tricks
- Be smart, go for treats not tricks!
- It’s a witch-ful night
- Have a night of fright
- Enjoy the scariest night of the year!
- Hope your day doesn’t suck like a vampire. May you have an amazing day and a freakishly scary Halloween!
- I only spook when spoken to.
- This letter is sealed with a vampire kiss and bite.
- Hope you have as much fun today as the spiders and bats living in your house. Happy Halloween!
- It’s Halloween, go totally catty, batty, deadly, ghostly, and scary!
- Welcome, dear! May the ghost be with you.
- Warm wishes to witches!
- Ghostly Greetings!
- Boo to you from our Crew.
- Zombies are meandering the road, so you should be quick with (your question/or pick your option)!
- This Fall, may your treats be many and your tricks be few. Hope you have a sweet Halloween.
- It’s Hallo-Scream! Don’t be terrified, we don’t bite (most of the time).
- Park all brooms at the store
- Have a beary scary Halloween
- Ghosts and guests welcome
- Here’s to autumn leaves and cozy long sleeves!
- The season of hay bale rides and pumpkin pies is here!
- Autumn is calling.
- Is it really spooky season if you don’t visit a pumpkin patch?
Spooky Instagram Quotes Captions
- Don’t look under the bed. – Unknown
- There is something haunting in the light of the moon. – Joseph Conrad
- There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. – Unknown
- Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. – Steve Almond
- Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story. – Mason Cooley
- Be afraid. Very afraid. – The Fly
- Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make! – Dracula
- You’ve crossed a line, and you’re stuck on the other side now. – Money Heist
- The moon has awoken with the sleep of the sun, the light has been broken; the spell has begun. – Midgard Morningstar
- When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween. – Unknown
- Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us. – Tim Burton
- Normal people scare me. – Tate, American Horror Story
- Ghosts and goblins come to play on October’s final day! – Rusty Fischer
- We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones. – Stephen King
- Where there is no imagination there is no horror. – Arthur Conan Doyle
- Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen. Voices whisper in the trees, ‘tonight is Halloween!’ – Dexter Kozen
- Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble. – Macbeth
- Are you a good witch or a bad witch? – Glinda, The Wizard of Oz
- By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. – William Shakespeare
- When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween. – Unknown
Halloween Captions Movies Quotes
- I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly. — Friday the 13th Part VI
- We all go a little mad sometimes. — Psycho
- Never trust the living. — Beetlejuice
- Be afraid, be very afraid. —The Fly
- I see dead people. — The Sixth Sense
- I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey. — Rocky Horror Picture Show
- Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep. — A Nightmare On Elm Street
- Hi! I’m Chucky. Wanna play? — Child’s Play
- It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare. — Halloween
- Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it. — Halloweentown
- It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus! — Hocus Pocus
- I ate John. I wept the entire meal. Even though he tasted delicious. — Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows’
- You frightened me. Do it again! — Morticia, The Addams Family
- Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any. — Emily, Corpse Bride
- Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep. — Nancy, Nightmare on Elm Street
- Vampires pretending to be humans, pretending to be vampires. How avant-garde. — Louis and Claudia, Interview with The Vampire
- I’m a ghost with the most, babe. — Beetlejuice
- In this whole wide wicked world the only thing you have to be afraid of is me. — Fiona Goode, American Horror Story: Coven
- Get in, loser. We’re going haunting. — A play on the iconic line in Mean Girls
- I’ve got friends on the other side. — Princess and the Frog
- Viewer beware, you’re in for a scare. — Goosebumps
- I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color. — Wednesday, The Addams Family
- Villain wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue. — Sleepy Hollow
- Being normal is vastly overrated. — Halloweentown Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends. — Hocus Pocus
- There are three things I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin. — Lucy, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
- A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality. — It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Halloween Captions Inspired by Songs
- I put a spell on you because you’re mine. — Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
- It’s close to midnight, something evil’s lurking from the dark. — Michael Jackson
- I always feel like somebody’s watching me. — Rockwell
- Heads will roll … on the floor. — Yeah Yeah Yeahs
- When we all fall asleep, where do we go? — Billie Eilish
- Baby, I’m howlin’ for you. — The Black Keys
- I’m sweet but I’m psycho. — Ava Max
- It’s a thief in the night to come and grab you. It can creep up inside you and consume you. A disease of the mind, it can control you. — Rihanna, Disturbia
- Very superstitious, writing’s on the wall. Very superstitious, ladders ’bout to fall. — Stevie Wonder, Superstition
- Woo hoo, witchy woman, she got the moon in her eye. — The Eagles, Witchy Woman
- We’re all monsters living in a dream. So you be you and I’ll still be happy, forever Halloween. — The Maine, Forever Halloween
- Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures crawl in search of blood, to terrorize y’all’s neighborhood. — Michael Jackson, Thriller
- They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky. — Andrew Gold, The Addams Family
- Must be the season of the witch. — Donovan, Season of the Witch
- I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed. — Eminem and Rihanna, The Monster
- I know if I’m haunting you, you must be haunting me. — Beyoncé, Haunted
- Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little boy like you. — Dusty Springfield
- She is like a cat in the dark. And then she is the darkness. — Stevie Nicks
- Baby, I’m preying on you tonight, hunt you down eat you alive. — Maroon 5, Animals
- I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red. I am the one hiding under your stairs, fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair. — The Nightmare Before
Halloween is a time for thrills, chills, and creativity, and what better way to capture the essence of this spooky season than with the right caption? Whether you’re sharing your costume, your eerie decorations, or the tricks and treats of the season, these Halloween captions will bewitch your followers and make your Instagram posts stand out in the shadowy realms of social media.
Embrace the spirit of All Hallows’ Eve, and let your Instagram be a hauntingly delightful experience for all who dare to scroll.
Happy haunting!
