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54 Funny Mark Twain Quotes That’ll Surely Make You Chuckle

“Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.”

“Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.”

“With guns you can kill terrorists, with education you can kill terrorism.”

“No one, I realized, was going to look out for me unless I pushed for it.”

“When a black person kills a black person, the media ignores it completely.”

“Men and women aren’t the same. And they won’t be the same. That doesn’t mean that they can’t be treated fairly.”

“Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who sets the planets in motion.”

“Death is not the opposite of life, but a part of it.”

“Your enemy can’t guess your strategy if you don’t have any.”