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comebacks for who asked

120 Savage Comebacks for “Who Asked” or “Did I Ask” That Serve

“Who asked?”  two words that people throw around like it’s the ultimate mic drop. It’s basically the snarky twin of “did I ask”, and for some reason, it lives rent-free in every group chat, gaming lobby, and comment section. The problem? It’s not actually that clever… unless you don’t have a comeback. That’s where the […]

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Comebacks for short people

100 Savage Comebacks for Short People That Actually Work

Tired of people dishing out lame remarks or throwing out insults for short people that just don’t cut it? In this post, we have collected the best comebacks for short people you can use when someone calls you short! If someone calls you short or drops a short joke in the group chat, use these

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Good Comebacks for Shut Up

130 Comebacks for Shut Up That Are Savage, Funny, Flirty & Totally Extra

Let’s be real, being told to “shut up” out of nowhere? Kinda rude, kinda unnecessary. When someone is messing around, being petty, or just doesn’t know how to handle your energy, it’s just one of those phrases that can catch you off guard and make you feel disrespected. Sure, you could ignore it… but where’s

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Comebacks for Bullies at Work

160 Classy & Professional Comebacks for Bullies At Work

Figuring out how to respond to a bully at work without losing your cool? That’s a skill. A survival tactic, even. Some people bring coffee to work while others bring bad vibes and useless passive-aggressive comments. And if you are here, you must be dealing with that coworker; the one who masks bullying as “just

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Comebacks for Bullies At School

140 Savage Comebacks for Bullies At School That Punch Back Hard

In this post, we have gathered some of the best comebacks for bullies at school that just won’t quit. School has its fair share of clowns, and not the funny kind. Bullies stay trying to act bold, throwing weak insults like it’s their full-time job. Most of the time, they’re just fishing for a reaction.

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comebacks for fat-shaming

200 Savage Comebacks For Fat-Shaming That Hit HARD

In this post, we have collected some of the best and most savage comebacks to use when someone calls you fat! Being called fat isn’t just rude, it’s lazy af. Of all the things to comment on, some people still think body size is fair game. Whether it’s masked as a joke, tossed in during

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