50+ Funny Naruto Quotes That Are Both Hilarious & Savage

In this post, we have collected the funniest Naruto quotes that are both iconic and hilarious.

Naruto needs no introduction as it’s one of the killer masterpieces in the anime world, similar to Bleach, One Piece and Attack On Titan. The anime had great lessons about life and comradeship but it was not without fun and humor. Loads and loads of humor. So if you have watched the series, these funny Naruto quotes are gonna make your day!

Let’s read some of the most funny Naruto quotes from both Naruto and Naruto Shippuden!

Funny Naruto Quotes That are Hilarious & Savage

1. “I don’t care if he’s your grandmother.” — Naruto

2. “Yes, you’re right, this drawing isn’t special, just like the things between your legs.” – Sai to Naruto

3. “Ichibi, Nibi, boku wa Tobi.” – Tobi

4. “You’re an idiot just like my partner.” – Kakuzu

5. “I’m afraid you’re late, everyone you’re talking about has already died.” – Kakashi

6. “You think some gay little birds are going to stop us?” – Hidan

7. “Huh? You fat fuck!” – Hiden

8. “Mm, she’s strong and scary. I bet she’s single.” – Kabuto

9. “You seem to be very proud of these arms of yours…you must be very attached to them.” – Sasuke

10. “I’ll go mourn his death” “You must be really bored.” – Zetsu

11. “You can’t touch me, you’re not Hashirama.” – Madara

12. “Go suck a dick Kakuzu.” – Hidan

13. “Crawl back into your hole snake lady before I make a pair of shoes outta you!” – Naruto

14. “The only thing more important than wearing the right underwear to the doctor is wearing the right underwear into battle!” – Konohamaru

15. “Yo Aloe Vera, where the fuck is Sasuke?” Naruto to Zetsu

16. “You’ll be dealt with later!” — Hashirama

17. “I can’t even pee when someone stands behind me.” – Madara

18. “Things I like and things I hate, I don’t feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future… never really thought about it. As for my hobbies, I have lots of hobbies.” – Kakashi

19. “Woooow…. Boy are you pathetic.” – Gamakichi

20. “He’s saying that it’s pointless to merely increase the number of heads… if they’re all empty.” – Obito

21. “He looked at me funny, so I killed him.” – Gaara

22. “Lady Tsunade…. I’ve finally caught up with these two.” – Sakura

23. “Now, depending on how good your jutsu is, I might just send you back to the academy.” – Hiruzen to Orochimaru

24. “Go rasen-pee.” – Naruto

25. “Hey you spiky aloe vera bastard’” — Naruto to Zetsu

26. “Baka yarou, kono yarou, baby.” – Killer Bee

27. ” Every jutsu has a weakness, this jutsu’s weakness and risk…is my existence!” – Itachi

28. “These fools could never make me sweat.” – Obito

29. “Did it not penetrate deep enough because of her fat breasts?” – Kabuto

30. “Thank you. I’ve got the hang of it now… Ugly.” – Sai

31. “You have friends?” – Gaara’s father

32. “I haven’t a clue what’s going on here but I’ll act like I do.” – Naruto

33. “Why would a grown man go all out against mere children?” – Madara

34. “Am I perspiring? No, it’s raining. These fools could never make me sweat.” – Obito

35. “When did you all forsake yourselves?” – Gaara to Five Kage

36. “I’m not a little pervert… I’m a BIG one.” – Jiraiya

37. “I’m telling you this because you don’t get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?” – Kakashi

38. “Oh yeah? The only thing weird around here is your hair cut.” – Naruto

39. “Oh my, looks like you had a close call, Deidara. You okay? I guess not.” – Tobi

40. “Alright, let’s go conquer this world!” – Suigetsu

41. “I’m Kakashi Hatake. I have no desire to tell you my likes and dislikes.” – Kakashi

42. “Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But ultimately, she is a mother and we should respect her.” – Shikamaru

43. “I’ve got news for ya: I’m gonna be Hokage.” – Kiba

44. “I love you, Naruto.” – Sakura

45. “By the way, does it really hurt??” – Kushina

46. “You’re kind of a pussy, aren’t you? Do you even have a dick?” – Naruto to Sai

47. “My hobby is eating different kinds of ramen and comparing them.” – Naruto

48. “I’m a schoolgirl in love with her senpai.” —Tobi

49. “Okay, if I can catch all twenty of those leaves before they hit the ground, then Sakura will fall in love with me. But if I cannot, then she will never return my feelings!” – Rock Lee

50. “Run into the setting sun. Run and suffer. But don’t mess up your hair!” – Might Guy

51. “Now…excuse me while I try to act tough.” – Obito

52. “The milk is expired… anyone who drinks it will get diarrhea.” – Kakashi

53. I am peeking at you. See you’re not quite through, but in all your crew, your brain cells are few.” – Killer Bee

54. “You are Might Guy? Mighty stupid looking guy!” – Kisame

This concludes some of the most funny Naruto quotes from the series and manga!

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