In this post, we have collected some of the funniest Stray Kids quotes that live in our heads rent free.
Stray Kids aren’t just K-pop idols, they’re full-time comedians too. Whether they’re being chaotic during livestreams, dropping random one-liners, or just being their naturally hilarious selves, these moments are pure gold.
Let’s read some of the most funny Stray Kids quotes popular among STAYs!
Funny Stray Kids Quotes
1. “Im fOive.” – Felix
2. “The strength is being kind, and the weakness is being kind only to cats.” – Lee Know
3. Felix: “What is chicken in Korean?” Lee know: “Fried.”
4. “LISTEN TO MY HEARTU BEATU!” – Changbin
5. “Hyung you’re like a sea walrus.” – Han
6. “Your behavior is so…UGH!!” – Hyunjin
7. “Bang Chan is so old.” – Seungmin
8. “Hyung’s (minho) getting so old he doesn’t feel the pain of spicy food anymore.” – Changbin
9. “If it’s less, let’s just eliminate the number of people.” – Lee Know
10. “I– I LOSE MY JOB” – Changbin
11. “I do have a big nose…… You know what else is big?…….. My feet.” – Bangchan
12. “The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell and music powers us through hell!” – Bangchang
13. “If it’s a fork and a spoon, Do you call it a Spork or a Foon?” – Felix
14. “Red lights is a cute song.” – Bangchan
15. “I hate, oh my gosh. this is so not yummy!” – Hyunjin
16. “My lovely EW members.” – Seungmin
17. “New york shitty!” – Lee Know
18. “I hope you fall in the toilet one day.” – Lee Know
19. “If you guys are my baby girls, that makes me… your… da..ddy? Moving on.” – Bangchan
20. “Changbin salon.” – Changbin
21. “HYUNJIN YOU PAPER THIN HUMAN.” – Changbin
22. “I’m hungry! I’M HUNGRY!!!” – Changbin
23. “I’ve been buying a lot of fruits. For example: Like carrots, cucumbers and also yogurt.” – Felix
24. “Seungmin in the building!” – Seungmin
25. “Tch… hairband.” – Hyunjin
26. “Hey Seungmin, come touch me I feel so soft and fluffy~” – Felix
27. “Secret Secret is SO amazing. I love that song! – Han
28. “Hey chan! You’re half 52 next year!” – Seungmin
29. “Channie hyung, fighting is English. F I G H T I N G FIGHTING!!!” – Han
30. “Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Don’t propose to me, I’m not ready!” – Changbin
31. “You’re very good…. at touching my butt. I’ll let you touch it as much as you like.” – Changbin
32. “There’s PINEAPPLE ON MY BUR–GAH!????!!!” – Bangchan
33. “You are the only guy who can make me crawl” – Hyunjin
34. “I’M NOT GONNA PLAY ANY MORE!! I CAN’T DO THIS!! I NEED ENGLISH I CAN’T SPEAK” – Felix
35. “If you get frozen, you can melt and live life but if you get a heatwave, YOU JUST DIE.” – Changbin
36. “Do not claim your ownership of my butt please, sir.” – Han
37. “We’re not Straight Kids, we’re Stray Kids” – Hyunjin
38. “Stuff it up his nose.”
39. “I thought I created the Avengers. Looks like I made the villains instead.”
40. “Congratulations to Stray Kids for having me as a member.” – Han
41. “Alcohol is good for… umm… motivation.” – Bangchan
42. “I show a lot of respect to the meat by grilling it with extra care. Making sure they may rest in peace…” – Lee Know
43. “What’s this? Tiny hand.” – IN
44. “She is my woman before she is your mom.” – Han
45. “Everyone has a pair of shoes.” – Bangchan
46. “Feel this shirt. That’s boyfriend material right there.” – Lee Felix
47. “Of course I wear pants.”
48. “Spill the tea? No! You can’t spill the tea. Tea is hot, and if you spill it you can get burnt.” – Bangchan
49. “I think I have the biggest bum in stray kids.” – Bangchan
50. “You better run unless you want to be cooked.” – Han
51. “LISTEN TO MY HEARTU BEATU!” – Changbin
52. “Don’t eat a human.” – IN
53. “To all the mosquitoes who have come to this concert, thank you very much.” – IN
54. “You said you brought your wife, but you actually brought a princess, Fiona princess.”
55. “Your clothes material is like pets’ pee pad.”
56. “Chicken has meat in it.” – Felix .
57. “It’s okay you eat, YOU EAT!” – Han
58. “My friend wouldn’t give me a raw egg.” – Felix
59. Changbin: “I think I got it.” Minho: “What, frostbite?” Changbin: “Hemorrhoids.”
60. “Potato is a magician.” – Lee Know
61. “Have you ever been beaten until you can’t feel the pain anymore?” – Lee Know
62. “Hyung, you’re fired.” – Seungmin
63. “Hey Felix, I’m not a photographer. But I could picture you and me together oooooOOOOO!” – Bang Chan
64. “Hyunbed~” – Lee Know (lying on Hyunjin)
65. “You eat and judge for yourself. Don’t let other people decide for you. I hope you become a man of principles.” – Changbin
66. “Jeogiyo noona, hoksi namja chingu isseoyo?” – Han
67. “Let’s all die naturally in a healthy way.” – Lee Know
68. “Lee Know has said all the time, 20 minutes at 180 degrees, that’s the amount of time it takes to cook Hyunjin in the air fryer.” – Hyunjin
69. “You Know I know im leeknow.” – Lee Know
70. “I can speak korean.” – IN
71. “Ice cream you scream gimme gimme that ice cream.” – Han
This concludes our list of the most funny Stray Kids quotes that are popular among STAYs!
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