In this post, we have collected some of the funniest Sun Tzu quotes memes that are sure to make you laugh.
Sun Tzu was a Chinese military strategist, philosopher, and author of the popular book “The Art of War” which teaches about war strategies, leadership and discipline.
People on the internet decided to get creative and cooked up some hilarious Sun Tzu quotes and memes that are worth a read.
Funny Sun Tzu Quotes
1. “Your enemy can’t guess your strategy if you don’t have any.”
2. “If you attack me, you’re gay.”
3. “I freaking cried through this , So emotional.”
4. “It’s better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit.”
5. “When the enemy has a better argument, dismiss it with a meme.”
6. “Why do people keep making quotes for me?”
7. “A foolish man tries to make eye contact with the women, Wise man respectfully looks a bit down.”
8. “She said she only wants me for my money. So I said, huh? Huh bitch?”
9. “It’s better to be pissed off,than be pissed on.”
10. “Stop making fake quotes up and crediting it to me.”
11. “An empty search history reveals more than a full one.”
12. “If you can’t defeat them,defeat yourself so they cannot defeat you.”
13. “In war it’s not about who’s right, it’s about who’s left.”
14. “People work faster when you threaten them with a gun.”
15. “Farting while shitting is okay, but shitting while farting is not okay.”
16. “Violence is not the answer. It’s the question and the answer is yes.”
17. “Do not search for the guy who asked, let the guy who asked search for you.”
18. “If you lose, blame it on the lag.”
19. “Switch to your secondary weapon, it’s faster than reloading!”
20. “A hole in your hand is better than a hand in your hole.”
21. “Don’t be useful. Be useless. So nobody can use you.”
22. “A foolish man complains about his torn pocket, a wise man uses it to scratch his balls.”
23. “If you’re a disabled person, just go to settings and enable it.”
24. “Fighting is gay it’s just two men aggressively touching each other.”
25. “If you need to finish the battle quickly, just surrender.”
26. “Simp not for a hoe, neither give ear to the bum; for a man’s bread is his alone”
27. “Your mother.”
28. “If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards.”
29. “My chicken is better”.
30. “Remember, dying is gay.”
31. “To confuse your enemies, first confuse yourself.”
32. “A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it.”
33. “A punch in the face puts a bitch in their place.”
34. “Everyone’s an atheist until they clog a toilet in someone else’s home.”
35. “Keep your friends close, but your enemies far away. They would kill you if they were closer.”
36. “It’s better to have a fat ass than to be a fat ass.”
37. “I couldn’t care less honestly.”
38. “Bitch, I wrote the art of War.”
29. “If you smoke weed while riding a plane, you’re at the highest point of your life.”
40. “These mommas be lookin hot, eh?”
41. “The person who owns up to their farts, is a person to be feared indeed.”
42. “It’s giving ‘I know better than you’ vibes, and I’m offended.”
43. “Tf you said?”
44. “Don’t trust a pirate that tells you that he has a big booty…he means treasure.”
45. “Oh my gosh, that is so cute!”
46. “If you don’t know what you’re doing the enemy will never know.”
47. “You work faster when your mom is coming home.”
48. “If the chance of winning is not sure, quickly save the game.”
49. “One who doesn’t like a good meme, will never learn to live a prosperous life.”
50. “When being chased by a rhino, you only need to run faster than the man at your side.”
This sums the best and funniest Sun Tzu quotes memes people made up on social media.
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