Top 165 Best & Funny Seinfeld Quotes by Jerry, Elaine and More
“I’m not a lesbian! I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian.” — Elaine
“I’m not a lesbian! I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian.” — Elaine
In this post, we have collected some of the best and most savage comebacks to use when someone calls you fat! Being called fat isn’t just rude, it’s lazy af. Of all the things to comment on, some people still think body size is fair game. Whether it’s masked as a joke, tossed in during
“Anyone worth shooting is worth shooting twice.”
“Chicken has meat in it.” – Felix
“Huh, celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?” – Donkey
“Life is too short to learn German.”
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”
“If it were not for the reporters, I would tell you the truth.” – Chester A. Arthur
“Let’s go find a fucking windmill!”