Brother, you better get ready because in this post, we’re diving into some of the funniest Hulk Hogan quotes that’ll have you saying “Whatcha gonna do when the giggles run wild on you?!”
Whether it’s his over-the-top catchphrases, dramatic wrestling promos, or totally random interviews, Hulk Hogan had dropped some truly unforgettable (and unintentionally hilarious) lines over the years.
So grab your bandana, rip that shirt (okay maybe don’t), and enjoy these funny Hulk Hogan quotes!
Funny Hulk Hogan Quotes
1. “Poop in my gym brother.”
2. “Good night HULKAMANICS and jabronie marks without a life that don’t know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot, marks much love. HH”
3. “HELP!!!”
4. “Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?”
5. “It’s the same old story with this weasel. Man, he keeps throwing them at me and I keep knocking them down.”
6. “I ran out of toilet paper. HELP.”
7. “Only trust your fist brother.”
8. “Ok. Today is a new day. After seeing my self on crown jewel I have decided to get serious and get under 300 lbs. I look huge, swollen, jacked and my arms look bigger than most wrestlers’ legs. I don’t want to look like I can beat up the whole WWE roster anymore. Only love. HH.”
9. “Somebody asked if it was Trayvon Martin’s birthday today. I said no it’s arm day brother.”
10. “Damn Bam, I wish you were still with us. I sure would love to hang out again my brother. Love you, miss you.” (He was alive lol)
11. “Poop brother.” (he reiterated when someone thought he wanted to write ‘pop’ lol)
12. “Dookie?” (‘No Holds Barred’)
13. “Oh! You mean my leotard?”
14. “Darn, I jet’ed when I should’ve pli’ed.” (‘Mr. Nanny’)
15. “Well, you know somethin’, Mean Gene…”
16. “Man I need a cup of serious mud brother.”
17. “Everybody’s out there wrestling like a robot.”
18. “If anybody dared say wrestling was fake, you’d punch ’em.”
19. “Although for a few times, I have been kicked out, how many concussions I’ve ever had? No idea!”
20. “I’m not a good guy. I’m not a bad guy. I’m THE guy.”
From shouting “brother” every five seconds to making even the simplest sentences sound like a wrestling match, Hulk Hogan was truly one of a kind. These funny Hulk Hogan quotes prove that the man was as entertaining on the mic as he was in the ring.
Whether you’re a lifelong fan or just here for the laughs, there’s no denying, Hulkamania humor is forever, brother!
Which of these funny Hulk Hogan quotes is your favorite?
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