40 Funny Jujutsu Kaisen Quotes That Are Savage & Hilarious

In this post, we’ll read some of the funniest Jujutsu Kaisen quotes!

Jujutsu Kaisen needs no introduction (thanks to Gojo Satoru!) as it’s one of the best anime of the 21 century. The anime has also gained a large following and has won several awards. If you have watched the anime or read the manga, these funny Jujutsu Kaisen quotes will definitely make you laugh!

Let’s read some of the most funny Jujutsu Kaisen quotes that are savage or just straight up makes no sense at all.

Funny Jujutsu Kaisen Quotes

1. “Jujutsu sorcerers suck! Having to work for a living sucks!” — Nanami Kento

2. “Bleblo blo!! Bloo baba!! — Gege

3. “HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT? PANDA!! — Hakari

4. “Turn up the volume!! Because this is a funeral for the living!!” – Kashimo

5. “I always hated those monkeys.” — Geto

6. “My type of woman is a tall girl with a big gorgeous a**”. — Aoi Todo

7. “Hey brat. Take a good look.” — Sukuna

8. “Catch these hands.” — Yuki

9. “Oi!! Has your brain fallen to your ass!?”

10. “How dare you hurt my Precious face?” — Nobara

11. “I’m curious about just how many of Sukuna’s fingers Yuji can take…” — Gojo

12. “Tuna with Mayo.” — Inumaki

13. “What do you think you’re doing with my body? Give it back.” — Yuji Itadori

14. “I’m into girls like Jennifer Lawrence.” — Yuji Itadori

15. “What’s so funny, body snatcher?”

16. “I’ll kill you, if you die again.” — Fushiguro

17. “Fuck you.” — Kokichi

18. “Dude what have you been eating that lets you punch through a wall with your bare hand?!” “It wasn’t reinforced concrete!” — Nobara and Yuji

19. “Even a cursed spirit is bound to miss his arm.” — Sukuna

20. “I see…no I don’t” — Yuji Itadori

21. “You judge women by their faces? I thought you only looked at their asses.” – Aoi Todo

22. “Mount Fuji! His head is Mount Fuji!” – Yuji Itadori

23. “So what now? We can hold hands if you like.” — Satoru Gojo

24. “I don’t think this asparagus has the energy left to withstand that, do you?” — Satoru Gojo

25. “We can’t have him becoming SkullGreymon…” — Satoru Gojo

26. “I’m For Real Real.” — Satoru Gojo

27. “Are you a procrastinator because you’re an artist or are you an artist because you’re a procrastinator?”

28. Me, a target of the great Sukuna? What an honor! — Satoru Gojo

29. Maybe I should just kill all the higher-ups. — Satoru Gojo

30. “I bet he likes setting oil-slicked seagulls on fire.” — Nobara Kugisaki

31. “I’m surprised you thought you could beat me using your sorry excuse for a brain. — Satoru Gojo

32. “Salmon Roe.”

33. “What kind of woman is your type!

34. “Nah I’d win”

35. “The sound of the Gion Shoja bells… echoes the impermanence of all things. The color of the Sala flowers… reveals the truth that the prosperous must decline. However! We are the exception!” – Aoi Todo