In this post, we have collected some of the funniest Master Oogway quotes memes that are worth a read!
Master Oogway is an animated character from the series ‘Kung Fu Panda’ who is spiritual leader in the story who guides the characters to wisdom and understanding.
Fans of the series wanted to get creative and made up some of the hilarious Master Oogway quotes memes that’ll surely make you smile.
Funny Master Oogway Quotes Memes
1. “Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mama into mine.”
2. “If she is flat and has no cake, it’s her mother you shall take.”
3. “I thought life was easy but then I got born. Nahh it ain’t worth s*it.”
4. “Nachos please.”
5. “I am so pretty, even life gets hard for me.”
6. “Nobody dies a virgin. Life f*cks everyone. ”
7. “Yoo mama ”
8. “Nanomachines, son.”
9. “Slow and steady wins the race but it will never fix your ugly face.”
10. “I’m hungry rn, wanna eat some dumplings?”
11. “Take the sh*t before the sh*t takes you.”
12. “Mama I wanna go get some ice cream.”
13. “Yo this is a fine day to do absolutely nothing!”
14. “I feel it bruh.”
15. “If there is a hole, there is a goal.”
16. “Hmmm Monkey.”
17. “Never find the guy who asked, let the guy who asked find you.”
18. “Spook spook vroom.”
19. “If she leaves you for another man, you shall do to her what America did to Japan.”
20. “Babe, I missed my period. I think I am pregnant.”
21. “If it burns when you pee, you have an STD.”
22. “I wanna go home and sleep.”
23. “If you want a little brother, k*ll your dad and f your mother.”
24. “These noodles be damn good bro.”
25. “If you have no b*tches then trap all of them in the ditches.”
26. “B*tch I am master Oogway.”
27. “I wanna be a princess!”
28. “If nautical nonsense be something you wish, then drop on the deck and flop like the fish.”
29. “You don’t tell me what to do.”
30. “Babe, do these earrings go with this dress?”
31. “My nose is a smiley face.”
32. “If she sleeps with another, there is always her mother.”
33. “If she doesn’t send nudes, you should get together with the dudes.”
34. “Don’t limit the cross.”
35. “Orange. Banana.”
36. “Tables are for glasses, not little arses.”
37. “If you have no b*tches then trap all of them in the ditches.”
38. “We shall rob a bank because we can.”
39. “You hungry rn?”
40. “B*tch for your own good, please.”
This sums up the best and funniest Master Oogway quotes memes people made up on the internet.
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